Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
And then it swells up and you KEEP FUCKING BITING IT OVER AND OVER FOR LIKE A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK
American school system
Clear isn’t allowed to drive anymore.
im starting to wonder why you have these cutouts
No one wants the Mr Sparkle T-Shirt, so I’ll go back to making these. Look, I’m making a horror movie, and I need to raise cash, and people love this shirt. Its a shirt. I make and sell shirts. I come up with ideas out of my brain and have them put onto shirts. I have another idea for a shirt, but that shirt isnt coming out for awhile. shirt you very much for reading this. shirt.
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MARCELINE IS ALMOST IN THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT AS SHE WAS IN SIMON AND MARCY
NO WONDER HER OUTFIT SEEMED RATHER FAMILIAR OKAY THAT’S HARSH I AM SO FUCKIN DONE
i dont think you understand how much i love gentle and careful characters who can turn into a brutal killing machine in less than two seconds
i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts
#(gordon ramsay voice) SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WONDERFUL FEMALE CHARACTER#HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER INDEPENDENCE TO BE USED AS A PLOT TOOL FOR THE MALE PROTAGONIST?#SHE’S A WOMAN NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL SIDEKICK#WHAT IS THIS THE 1960S?#LOOK AT THIS TALENTED ACTRESS YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH#SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND YOU ARE REDUCING HER ROLE TO A FUCKING ZOMBIE#FUCK ME#(throws script down)
Oh my god I would pay so much money to watch this program.
wait i missed the t rex do it again